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Spostrzeganie swiata.

Postprzez Master-Of-Technology 24 Kwi 2006, 14:10

Pacjent przychodzi do psychoterapeuty:
- Mam ostatnimi czasy, panie doktorze, problemy z postrzeganiem świata.
Doktor wyciąga z szuflady reprodukcję obrazu "Trzej bohaterowie" i pyta:
- Co Pan tu widzi?
- Widzę trzech Cenzura!ów.
- Dlaczego?
- No jak to dlaczego? Stoi trzech mężczyzn, żadnej kobiety, nie może być inaczej - to <>.
Z drugiej szuflady doktor wyciąga obraz lecącego klucza żurawi.
- A co teraz Pan widzi? - pyta.
- Klucz lecących Cenzura!ów.
- Dlaczego?
- No jak to dlaczego? Lecą a każdy każdemu w d*pę zagląda...
Doktor zafrasowany chowa obrazki i pyta:
- A jak mnie Pan postrzega?
- Według mnie, Pan też Cenzura!!
- Dlaczego?
- No jak to dlaczego? Siedzi sobie Pan tutaj, obrazki Cenzura!ów ogląda...

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Postprzez Red 24 Kwi 2006, 14:11

Panu juz dziekujemy :P
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